mcdonalds is trying to convince us that it's now OK to eat chicken for breakfast.
i'm all for eating meat, so i've got no problem with the radio re-affirming my delicious choices and culinary superiority, but let's analyze some reasons this is messed up.
1. chicken. as opposed to:
1a. deep fried dough drenched in sugar sauce?
1b. sugar and marshmallows floating in milk?
1c. cinnabon.
1d. nothing
wait, I think they're talking about the nice traditional American breakfast of eggs, bacon and toast with a side of fresh squeezed orange juice. fork and a knife next to the plate. silly you though! what are you going to use the knife for? you have a butter knife on the butter plate and you know you wont cut the bacon. Oh well. the presentation was nice at least.
2. chicken for breakfast isn't weird. especially deep fried on a biscuit. which brings me to main main point...
3. this commercial is running in Atlanta. Know what else is in Atlanta and has been for years? Billboards with giant fake cows with cans of paint and terrible spelling/grammar on them convincing us to buy chicken for breakfast.
round these here parts chic-fil-a will be known for chicken biscuits until. just until. probably until our nation competely implodes. chic-fil-a will be one of the final buildings around and high school kids will still be lined up at 6:30 on Friday mornings to get a biscuit and be seen at the chic-fil-a before they head to the place where there used to be a school. used to be. it got foreclosed.
i'm all for eating meat, so i've got no problem with the radio re-affirming my delicious choices and culinary superiority, but let's analyze some reasons this is messed up.
1. chicken. as opposed to:
1a. deep fried dough drenched in sugar sauce?
1b. sugar and marshmallows floating in milk?
1c. cinnabon.
1d. nothing
wait, I think they're talking about the nice traditional American breakfast of eggs, bacon and toast with a side of fresh squeezed orange juice. fork and a knife next to the plate. silly you though! what are you going to use the knife for? you have a butter knife on the butter plate and you know you wont cut the bacon. Oh well. the presentation was nice at least.
2. chicken for breakfast isn't weird. especially deep fried on a biscuit. which brings me to main main point...
3. this commercial is running in Atlanta. Know what else is in Atlanta and has been for years? Billboards with giant fake cows with cans of paint and terrible spelling/grammar on them convincing us to buy chicken for breakfast.
round these here parts chic-fil-a will be known for chicken biscuits until. just until. probably until our nation competely implodes. chic-fil-a will be one of the final buildings around and high school kids will still be lined up at 6:30 on Friday mornings to get a biscuit and be seen at the chic-fil-a before they head to the place where there used to be a school. used to be. it got foreclosed.
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