This guy intrigues me. Now it's coming out that he didn't buy a damn thing with the money he was given for 13 years. How someone tricks people for this long is beyond me. It should definitely be made in to a TV Movie after it all plays out.
So, with respect to his awesome creativity, I think he should be given creative punishment as well. You don't throw a guy like this in prison. Shit, he took the American dream to a whole new disgusting level. So my proposed sentence is simple. Everyone he jacked money from gets a free punch. Pow, ping, problem solved. That way everyone gets to vent some frustration, he will probably be injured and we wont have to pay to keep him in a prison resort.
Oh, and he has to work fast food for the rest of his life. Not any of the fun cooking jobs either. The back drive-thru window. Where 90% of the communication you have in a day is women ordering ketchup only hamburgers for their fat picky daughters. Don't forget to put a barbie in the bag instead of a hot wheel.Last time they put a hot wheel an she wouldn't play with it.
So, with respect to his awesome creativity, I think he should be given creative punishment as well. You don't throw a guy like this in prison. Shit, he took the American dream to a whole new disgusting level. So my proposed sentence is simple. Everyone he jacked money from gets a free punch. Pow, ping, problem solved. That way everyone gets to vent some frustration, he will probably be injured and we wont have to pay to keep him in a prison resort.
Oh, and he has to work fast food for the rest of his life. Not any of the fun cooking jobs either. The back drive-thru window. Where 90% of the communication you have in a day is women ordering ketchup only hamburgers for their fat picky daughters. Don't forget to put a barbie in the bag instead of a hot wheel.Last time they put a hot wheel an she wouldn't play with it.
