invention

I came up with a freaking awesome invention today. I'm scared to tell anyone about it because whenever I come up with inventions/good ideas one of the following always happens:

a. The invention already exists. Egg pie? Quiche. Floss to go? Already done, just not advertised extensively.

b. I keep my mouth shut and the idea becomes popular before I can capitalize on it. Skulls? Shit, I've been wearing them for years. Now they're everywhere. Pumas? I brought those back.

This one is a good one though. I can feel it. I'm going to play it just right.

edit: great. I need a bailout so I can pump some funding into the manufacturing of these ideas. Nobody ever said you had to be first. Just the best.