creepier when they talk

things that are creepier when they talk

snakes
plants
furnaces
ronald mcdonald

this blows my minds

in the color world, tint is the color produced when adding white to a base color, shade is produced when adding black.

we tint our windows but we put different levels of black film on them. what.

this is my favorite holiday. so what.

ideas for april fool's day jokes that aren't funny:

- filling a cup of coffee then throwing it at someone's feet
- punching someone in the temple
- trying to drive a mini cooper into an elevator
- lowering someone's office chair all the way to the ground if they are short and bringing it all the way up if they are tall
- trying to drive that mini cooper up the stairs when it wont fit in the elevator
- stealing a mini cooper to try these things then returning it
- stick figure street art